Want to win on the pokies? For just $19.95 we can give you a system that guarantees you will win every time you play the pokies online or offline. In fact the system is so foolproof that everyone who buys it will become billionaires if they play long enough! Of course as the inventors of this system we have decided that we have already made way too much money playing pokies and have decided to share the system with anyone who is willing to part with $19.95.
Does this sound too good to be true? Absolutely!
This does not seem to have stopped people trying to sell useless systems for pokies, slots and other varieties of casino games.? The fact is that there is nothing you can do to increase your chances of winning when you play pokies. The only people that ever make money out of pokies systems are the people who sell them. They don’t win on the pokies instead they just make money selling false hopes to gamblers.
If someone did discover a system for winning consistently on the pokies why would they sell this information when they could make as much money as they wanted playing pokies? Why would they do this and have the game makers buy the system and change the machines? Pokies and slots are designed to make casinos money not to make players rich.
Anyone who is selling a system to beat the pokies is simply ripping people off. We’ve seen it all when it comes to pokies and slot systems including schemes based on symbols on the screen, changing your bet size and all sorts of other nonsense.
So why is there no way to beat the pokies? The key to all of this is the fact that all pokies and slots are first, a negative expectation game and second, produce random results. This means that they have a payout percentage of less than 100% and that every spin determined at random by the RNG. You cannot as a player have any effect on these two factors. There is no way to predict what the next spin will be and there is nothing you can do to alter a games payout percentage.
We hope that this has convinced you that there is no such thing as a winning pokies system. The only system to use is to play for fun and entertainment only. This way you win every time you play even if you do not win money you at least bought yourself some exciting entertainment.
Cheating on the Pokies
Important Note : The following section on pokie cheats outlines some of the methods that have been used to cheat on pokies and slots. All of the methods are illegal and most if not all people who have used these techniques end up in jail. Do NOT attempt to use these techniques.
Pokies cheats are completely different from systems in the fact that they use illegal methods to “win”. Ever since the invention of pokies people have looked for ways to cheat the machines out of their money. These cheats tend to have nothing to do with what’s happening on the reels rather they focus on getting money out of the machines.
For example one cheat worked by shining a bright light into the coin chute which uses light to count the coins paid out. This light would interrupt the coin so the machine would pay out all of the coins. Other techniques include using devices to interrupt the coin counter such as a coat hanger or “Monkey Paw”.
There have also been a few cases of slot manufacturer employees programming in a code which when pressed pays out all of the coins or even spins up the top win. This technique got a bit of Hollywood exposure in the Oceans 13 film. Even though this might seem completely legal it is in fact illegal like all other pokie cheats.